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Mikhael

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Age : 34
Location : High seas

PostSubject: Quote Board   Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:47 am

Due to the rediculous numbers of funny quotes that I end up hearing all day, and I'm sure you guys do as well: I have decided on starting up another quote board. Similar to ye old white board of 1800. This seemed to be the logical place for it. Anywho, have at it.

"Its 2007... wait no 2008 already! Where is my damn tricorder?"
-Ben Bloss

"If you only got an 80% on your survival training test it does not mean you have an 80% chance to survive."
-Matt Germann

"If your ship sinks it really ruins your day"
-Matt Germann

"Sounds like there was a pissed off little dwarf in there." - "Muffin? Muffin? Why is that boat in the middle yelling at us?"
-CDR Farmer

"Why your helmsman has a teddy bear under his arm - no faith in you."
-CDR Farmer

"Now its puckering time." (shows a slide of a ship 3 feet away from a crash)
-CDR Farmer

"Take the last twinkee at supper, and they will never lie to you."
-CDR Farmer

"NOAA Corpse? You're gonna be working with dead bodies?"
-Mrs. Sargent

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PostSubject: Re: Quote Board   Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:27 pm

"I hear better when my eyes are open."
-Chuckles

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Name: Matt Bonner
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PostSubject: Re: Quote Board   Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:25 pm

"My lady could be a man in a bonnet"
Ilene

"We should have used him as a Trojan Prostitute"

"So the doors creak open and two guards look out, focusing with some confusion on the large, full-plate wearing man in a pink mumu and bonnet"
Malcolm
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PostSubject: Re: Quote Board   Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:52 pm

"Oh yeah and Mom, before I forget, you didn't hotbox any cars or anything while you were preggers with me right?"
-TV

"His parents named him Merf? No way...."

"Makes me want to defecate in the theater"
-J.O.

"Son, you have the command presence of a squirrel!"
-Jon Rossi

"Get your fucking eyes off the deck, you look like a gerbil in cammys!"
-Jon Rossi

"You'll know it soup to nuts."
-Mr. Germann

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PostSubject: Re: Quote Board   Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:53 pm

"When I was your age, Pluto was a planet."
- Barbara Pratt-Johnson
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PostSubject: Re: Quote Board   Wed May 13, 2009 10:46 am

"I'll believe it when I read it.
He makes the creator of VG cats look like he posts on a regular basis. OOO ZING!"

- Pat, talking about Adam

"I swear, Robles has been burning for at least the past 7 months or something. What type of wood can burn non-stop for 7 months and not be consumed?"

- Pat
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Location : High atop a mountain of four city walls.

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PostSubject: Re: Quote Board   Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:05 pm

Good news! In cleaning out my old roleplaying stuff before the move I found an old sheet of quotes which I will post here for everyone's entertainment.

"Hey pussy! Tell him we mean him no harm." -Robles

"A woman is unfortunately not a mundane animal." -Merf

"Bardic knowledge, critical failure, on what's-his-face." -James

"Natural 20 plus 2, go ahead and roll sense motive... I dare ya." -Merf

"Good roleplaying... shitty roleplaying." -Merf

"No, I didn't just hit puberty." -James

"Its an evil lake that tried to reach out and touch me." -Robles

"Oh shit, the cleric's coming." -Squints

"I lost it in the fucking magical lake. That's right its reproducing, look at all the little rivers." -Robles

"Sorry Keyser, you're Steve." -Corey

"What kind of bizarre dialect is that?"- Corey "I'm from the woods, remember." -Keyser

"These large footprints look dumber than the rest." -Keyser

"My dick is so big it occupies a 5 foot square next to me." -Steve

"My dick is so big it gives me flanking bonuses." -Corey

"My dick is so big it gives me wish three times per day." -Pat

"My dick is so big I have to scry to see my balls." -Pat
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PostSubject: Re: Quote Board   Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:46 pm

One hillarious evening of D&D later...

When I'm gruntled I try to act challant. - Mark
Can you do that? - Malcolm
When you're whelmed. - Corey
Ah, so you're in Europe! - Jeremy

Seriously, if you have no enounters planned, could you just move us to the next town? - Robles
I love how Robles is the one trying to keep us moving. - Malcolm

What's going on here? - Malcolm
Geography jokes. Don't worry about it, you didn't miss much. - Corey

There's probably at least one person with rocket boots there because honestly, they're gnomes! - Malcolm

Hey, you! Old man NPC...I mean...Kaleb! - Robles

No no no wait... - Jeremy
Babbling - everyone else
no wait listen... - Jeremy
More babbling
Wait! HEY! SHHH! - Jeremy
Hysterical laughter
You know, the best way to shut someone up is not to make a funny face. - Corey

Corbey, can my Orca bra be carnivorous in both forms? - Malcolm

It became really hard to thump once I started laughing. - Jeremy

I'm still waiting on my woot woot! - Mark

Why are all these notes sharp? - Corey
JUST GET ON THE FUCKING BOAT! - Malcolm



Okay, some of these are a lot funnier if you were there. Smile


...and a few quotes from Laurel at work...


Yes, that is exactly what a beach party smells like, and of course you know, I have smelled the moon as well.

Small things excite me!

Please don't tell Beth or I'll be laughed right out of the family.
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